Nothing suggests inevitable rocking as much as a voluptuous, sultry-lipped woman in a tight t-shirt lifting up her hemline as she's about to reveal her luscious bosom -- and, lo and behold, that's exactly what's on the cover of Rhino's 19-track collection You Will Be Rocked!! Screw John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale -- this is what they call serendipity! For this not only has an explicit promise of rocking in its title and cover photo, but it delivers with a collection of classic rock staples. Because even if you don't recognize the songs -- Blue Oyster Cult's "R.U. Ready 2 Rock," Deep Purple's "Burn," and more -- you'll certainly recognize the names. And besides, most of these songs you will recognize, such as "Cat Scratch Fever," "Can't Get Enough," "You've Got Another Thing Comin'," "Cum on Feel the Noize," "School's Out," "Jean Genie," "We're an American Band," "Double Vision," and "Smokin' in the Boys Room." So, if you want an album that sounds like you're listening to a classic rock radio station, turn here, since it will rock you, just like the title claims! ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All Music Guide